Meet Jethro: The Mexican Drama King You Didn't Know You Needed Breed: Schnauzer Mix (10% Schnauzer, 90% Pure Sensationalism) Origin: Imported straight from Mexico with zero chill and maximum passion Vibe: Main Character Energy Are you tired of peace and quiet? Does your home lack an absolute diva who treats every mundane moment like the season finale of a telenovela? Allow us to introduce Jethro. Jethro is a two-year-old Schnauzer blend who crossed the border with a dream: to be loved, to be fed, and to be the absolute center of your universe 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The Good, The Bold, and The Needy People & Attention: Jethro doesn't just "like" people; he views every human as a fan who has paid top dollar to meet him. If you aren't actively petting him, he will assume you are severely injured or simply forgot he was there and will kindly demand your immediate re-engagement. Snuggle Style: Aggressive. Forget "gentle leans." Jethro snuggles like a wrestler going for the title belt. He will fling his body across your neck, burrow into your collarbone, and aggressively press his eyebrows into your cheeks until you accept your fate as his personal heating pad. Dog Friends: Gets along great with other dogs! He loves having a canine sidekick to witness his antics, though he fully expects to be the star of the yard. Snack Motivation: Unmatched. Jethro will learn any trick, climb any mountain, or look into your soul with profound desperation for a tiny piece of cheese. The "Work in Progress" Department Let’s be real: Jethro was far too busy being fabulous in Mexico to worry about the logistics of potty training. We are working on it, but house training is definitely a journey you’ll be continuing together. He needs a human with patience, an enzyme cleaner, and a solid routine. Think of it as a small price to pay for living with royalty. Is Jethro Your Match? If you want a low-maintenance, quiet dog who sits in the corner and contemplates life... keep scrolling. But if you want a passionate, hilarious, velcro-pup who will love you with the intensity of a thousand burning suns (and eat all your leftover snacks), Jethro is waiting. Apply to adopt Jethro today—your personal space will never be the same! Adoption Fee: $795 Estimated DoB: January 2024