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Kids
Cats
Dogs
Domestic Short Hair
Estimated DOB
March 2026
* Part of The Board Game Litter*
Meet Yahtzee! 🎲✨
Stats: 100% Silky, 50% Chaos, 50% Cuddles, 0% Understanding of Game Rules.
Looking for a high-stakes, high-reward addition to your household? Shake the cup and roll the dice on Yahtzee, the fluffiest high-roller in town!
This handsome little man is the total package. One minute he’s running at top speed, executing a flawless drift around the couch leg to hunt down his arch-nemeses—dust bunnies. The next, he’s collapsing into your lap like a melted scoop of marshmallow fluff, purring at a volume that defies his miniature size. His coat is outrageously, ridiculously soft, making him practically impossible to stop petting (not that he’d ever let you stop anyway).
Yahtzee’s Favorite Things:
Dust Bunny Demolition: Keeping your hardwood floors 100% creature-free.
Parkour at 3:00 PM: (And occasionally 3:00 AM, though he’s negotiable).
Aggressive Snagging: Claiming your chest, shoulder, or laptop keyboard as prime nap real estate.
The Element of Surprise: Attacking your toes from under the bed duvet.
Ideal Forever Home:
Yahtzee needs a human who appreciates a healthy balance of Olympic-level kitten antics and unearned confidence. He’s looking for someone with an open lap, a warm blanket, and a soft spot for cheeky little rebels.
Are you ready to win big? Apply to adopt Yahtzee today—it’s a guaranteed FIVE OF A KIND in love, sass, purrs, soft pets, and sheer entertainment!
Adoption Fee: $225
Estimated DoB: March 2026
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