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Kids
Cats
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Domestic Short Hair
Estimated DOB
April 2025
All hail Gregory Purrington III (yes, he requires the full title). Purrington features a high-end orange and white tabby swirl coat that is the definition of luxurious. Guaranteed you will find lose your sense of all time while stroking his fur.
Gregory is not just a cat; he is a full-time lifestyle choice. If you are looking for a aloof, mysterious feline who sits silently in a corner, please swipe left immediately. Gregory has zero concept of personal space and a severe addiction to being the center of attention. He is highly social, incredibly loud about his demands, and fully convinced he owns your mortgage.
Gregory does not ask for pets; he demands them via aggressive physical contact. His signature move is a skull-rattling head-butt to your chin, shin, or phone screen. It is his way of saying, "You are mine, look at me, love me now."
Ideal Staff (Human) must have strong, durable ankles. Must not mind cat hair in their morning coffee. Must accept that all Zoom calls will now feature Gregory's backside.
Adoption fee: $225
Estimated DoB: April 2025
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