Name: Elias Occupation: Unemployed (and actively avoiding job listings) Aesthetics: Tuxedo fluff monster, 10/10 magnificent mane Look, we’ve tried talking to Elias about contributing to rent or at least handling light dusting with that magnificent tail of his, but he’s made his stance clear: manual labor is beneath him. Elias is a gentleman of leisure. He’s unemployed, functionally un-employable, and holds zero regret about it. What he lacks in work ethic, however, he makes up for in elite-level companionship. The Perks of Elias Professional Heartthrob: One eye-contact look from this long-haired black-and-white stunner and your entire life savings belong to him. Master Snuggler: He has years of experience in the art of lap-anchoring. Once he settles in, you aren't moving for hours. Quiet-Time Connoisseur: No wild middle-of-the-night parkour here. Elias prefers low-key vibes, peaceful afternoons, and lingering in whatever room you happen to be in. Low-Maintenance Decor: He just stands around looking like a high-end Victorian portrait. The Fine Print Housekeeping Score: 0/10. Will watch you struggle to fold fitted sheets without offering an ounce of assistance. Financial Contribution: $0.00 forever. Elias is looking for a quiet home where he can act as a full-time shadow, part-time weighted blanket, and permanent resident of your heart. If you're ready to sponsor a gorgeously lazy prince who just wants to be near his favorite human, Elias is ready to sign the lease (with a paw print, obviously). Adoption Fee: $225 Estimated DoB: August 2023